flashysparklesonthewater:

the960writers:

Welcome new followers who do not quite look like porn bots.

A word of advice: If you only hit the Like heart, your blog appears to be empty and your tumblr experience will not be good. Because people will block you.

I will block you.

Get reblogging, fill your blog. This is how it’s done here.

If for whatever reason you don’t feel comfortable reblogging yet, literally just make one single text post saying something like “hey I’m new to tumblr and still figuring out the culture! Not a bot, pls don’t block me.” An empty blog is an instant report spam.

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putrid air

figdointed:

gomlet:

animentality:

hermit wizard evolving into homoerotic wizard, you love to see it

marriedonacross:

im in a committed relationship to a beautiful woman called the bit

ruckuscauser:

chillgamesh-the-swing:

Not what that means

Outside the organic milk factory in 2025:

Originally posted by thelizarddad

homoqueerjewhobbit:

electrificata:

i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much

sandmandaddy69:

kingstinko:

kobolde:

ALT

cademicantes:

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